Zombie Haku: You have a really pretty head, Shikamaru. You must have a huge braaaaaaaain... Shikamaru: !!! *run* Z. Haku: Hey! It was joke! ... 'Genius' my very lovely arse. Now, how to scare off Neji..?
You! **glares at you** You now have two tasks to complete, or else we shall all get together, gather all of the plot bunnies and rabid muses we have, and send our vicious horde to attack you in the night! Task One: Watashi no Nindo needs an update (very soon plz!). Task Two: You must start drafting the alternate universe story that has Haku alive and well and Naru-chan's one and only Prince Charming (as he rightfully should be). Dooooo eeeet! Nao! Or face the wrath of a hundred million fan-beasties (pl/bun and muses)!